Réponse d' UN informaticien (mâle) :
" Un micro-ordinateur est de sexe féminin pour les 5 raisons suivantes :
* A l'exception de son concepteur, personne ne comprend sa logique interne.
* Avant de faire impression, il doit être aperçu.
* Les menus qu'il affiche sont copieux mais beaucoup d'options sont indisponibles.
* La moindre erreur est stockée en mémoire pour être ressortie au moment le plus inopportun.
* Vous découvrez vite qu'il coûte un budget énorme en accessoires et en maintenance."
Réponse d' UNE informaticienne (femme) :
" Un micro-ordinateur est de sexe masculin pour les 5 raisons suivantes :
* Pour capter son attention, il faut d'abord l'allumer.
* Il contient plein d'informations mais il est sans imagination.
* Il est incapable de vider la poubelle sans injonction de votre part.
* Il est supposé vous aider, mais la plupart du temps c'est lui qui constitue le problème.
* Vous réalisez vite que si vous aviez attendu plus longtemps avant de l'acquérir, vous auriez eu un modèle plus performant ! "
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THE COMPUTER : MALE OR FEMALE ?
Answer of a male data processing specialist :
The computer's sex is female for the 5 following reasons :
The computer's sex is female for the 5 following reasons :
* Except for its creator, nobody understands its internal logic.
* Before making an impression, it must be " previewed ".
* The menus it boasts are copious but many options are unavailable.
* The tiniest error is stored in memory to be retrieved at the most inappropriate time.
* You'll quickly discover that it requires an enormous budget for accessories and maintenance.
Answer of a female data processing specialist :
The computer's sex is male for the 5 following reasons :
* Before making an impression, it must be " previewed ".
* The menus it boasts are copious but many options are unavailable.
* The tiniest error is stored in memory to be retrieved at the most inappropriate time.
* You'll quickly discover that it requires an enormous budget for accessories and maintenance.
Answer of a female data processing specialist :
The computer's sex is male for the 5 following reasons :
* To get its attention, it ought to be initially turned on.
* It contains loads of information but it is without imagination.
* It is unable to empty the dustbin without your injunction.
* It is supposed to help you, but most of the time it is the one who constitutes the problem.
* You'll quickly realize that if you had waited longer before acquiring it, you would have had a more powerful model !
* It contains loads of information but it is without imagination.
* It is unable to empty the dustbin without your injunction.
* It is supposed to help you, but most of the time it is the one who constitutes the problem.
* You'll quickly realize that if you had waited longer before acquiring it, you would have had a more powerful model !
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